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10 Dad Jokes that Will Make You Laugh and Roll Your Eyes at the Same Time

Parents are supposed to embarrass you; they just can’t help it. But what is it about dads as they get older? Each year the cheesiness of their jokes increase until you rolls your eyes so hard you can see the back of your head! We’re not afraid to admit that we love to giggle at a corny dad joke once in a while though. In celebration of Father’s Day, we’ve compiled our favorite dad jokes that you won’t be able to help but laugh at.

1. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.

2. What do you call a pony with a sore throat? A little horse.

3. I just watched a program about beavers. It was the best dam program I’ve ever seen!

4. Dad, I’m hungry. Hi Hungry, I’m Dad.

5. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.

6. You heard the rumor going around about butter? Nevermind, I shouldn’t spread it.

7. How do you make a tissue dance?  You put a little boogie in it!

8. Why don’t crabs ever give to charity? Because they’re shellfish!

9. What did the officer molecule say to the suspect molecule? I’ve got my ion you.

10. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.

We hope these jokes are enough to tide you over until Father’s Day!